The Combover.

AAh. The combover. What a fucking hair-do.
I do not understand this haircut at all. What is it? Is it hair or wig? Almost both.
More than that, I do not understand the person who wears a combover, or why.
If one is going bald, can they not accept that hair does not grow there? Why would one pull that wispy bit of hair from the other side of their head over that area to make it seem like hair is there?
The worst part is when you see a guy with a combover in the pool. With that wispy bit of shitty ass hair trailing along behind. Like swimming with yarn taped to your head. Or, alternately, like swimming with something dead stuck to it.
Face it. That wispy shit you pull over your immense bald spot looks worse than your head. Shave the whole thing so you look like a fucking man, or like. I have no words, what the fuck are you thinking when you comb over that shit?